Favourite Motivating Weightloss Quotes:

The Papillon Weight Loss Program: Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels! In this collection of weightloss quotes you will find inspiration, motivation and a decent dose of humour...but also temptation....some of these quotes are definitely hazardous to those on a weight loss diet. So beware!

One should eat to live, not live to eat. ~Cicero

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook. ~Andy Rooney

If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush. ~Dawn French

The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humour. ~Author Unknown (most accurate of all weightloss quotes)

Dieting is wishful shrinking. ~Author Unknown

When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. ~Woody Allen

A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit. ~Author Unknown

In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and cahins. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale. ~Stephen Phillips

I feel about aeroplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. ~Jean Kerr, 1958

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. ~Author Unknown

Reality check: you can never, ever, use weight loss to solve problems that are not related to your weight. At your goal weight or not, you still have to live with yourself and deal with your problems. You will still have the same husband, the same job, the same kids, and the same life. Losing weight is not a cure for life. ~Phillip C. McGraw, The Ultimate Weight Solution: The 7 Keys to Weight Loss Freedom, 2003 (truest of all weightloss quotes)

The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life. ~Cyril Connolly, The Unquiet Grave

If nature had intended our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies. ~Elmer Rice

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days. ~Totie Fields

The commonest form of malnutrition in the western world is obesity. ~Mervyn Deitel (most alarming of all weightloss quotes)

I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. ~Erma Bombeck

Clogged with yesterday's excess, the body drags the mind down with it. ~Horace

It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren't so handy in the refrigerator. ~Hugh Allen

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. ~Dave Barry

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Temptation, temptation, temptation...

For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. ~Friedrich Nietzsche

The trouble with resisting temptation is it may never come your way again. ~Korman's Law

There is no allurement or enticement, actual or imaginary, which a well-disciplined mind may not surmount. The wish to resist more than half accomplishes the object. ~Charlotte Dacre, The Passions, 1811 (oldest of all weightloss quotes?)

Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. ~Robert Orben

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values - and witnesses. ~Franklin P. Jones

About the only time losing is more fun than winning is when you're fighting temptation. ~Tom Wilson

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable. ~Mark Twain

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. ~Thomas Jefferson

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. ~Author Unknown

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. ~Orson Welles

If I can't have too many truffles I'll do without. ~Colette

The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage. ~Peggy Ryan (funniest of all weightloss quotes)

Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet. ~Dan Bennett

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when." ~P.G. Wodehouse

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet. ~Lewis C. Henry

My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. ~Henny Youngman

Never eat more than you can lift. ~Miss Piggy (had to include her in weightloss quotes)

Another good reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the table edge and pushing back. ~Robert Quillen

Don't go out of your weigh to please anyone but yourself. ~Author Unknown

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. ~H.S. Leigh

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